Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011

Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

destress your breasts

A synonym for calm your tits, meaning, calm down it’s not a big deal.

beth: “ i can’t fathum why john would cheat on me!!”

jessie: “ DESTRESS YOUR BREASTS, you broke up a year ago, why do you care?”

by panic.at.the.disco666 December 2, 2018

Put luggage in your room

The act of fornicating in someone's hotel room; preferably with hotel staff.

The bellhop thought that Tony was hot and so offered to put luggage in your room.

by glx October 31, 2011

Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019

stealin your cocamo

when you make someone look bad when they think they're hot.

jenny totally stole lea's cocamo talking about her exboy in front of sam.

by jimmy lou December 29, 2003

double knott your laces

A term used when entering a part of an estate know for peti theft.

"Jim you better double knott your laces here bro. Them tramps at number 16 will have them off you if you dont"

by wandering about August 14, 2018