Close Your Thought

It's another way of say "Yo, I ain't Gay".

Boy: I like that dude. He can rap good.

Boy 2: Ewww yo!

Boy: Close Your Thought yo.

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 15, 2009

don’t get your tie in a turntable

to tell someone not to freak out so much about a little thing

Don’t get your tie in a turntable Adaeze!

by DefinitelyNotChidi April 6, 2024

your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult

your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 2, 2023

National give your girl your hoodie day

November 3rd give your gf your hoodie.

“heard its national give your girl your hoodie day here you go”

by alyssa goodwin November 1, 2025

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

Suck your "mans" dick month

This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..

Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems

(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)

Hey Rylo it's suck your "mans" dick month...are you participating

Ofc

by Victoria #1 Beastie October 2, 2023

Cleaning your 'nis

A figure of speech referring to the act of having one's life together, using the literal phrase "cleaning your penis". Can be used with time intervals or frequency to indicate the level of self-actualization.

"Come on man, you really need to start cleaning your 'nis."

"Wow, he must really clean his 'nis"

"I doubt he even cleans his 'nis once a month"

by Shelcase November 22, 2025