happy fuck you year

Happy Fuck You Year is the appropriate saying to send to someone who was shitty to you in the past, and you have no desire to wish a 'happy' new year. It is especially appropriate for ex's. Gets the message across quickly in a a mean, slightly stinging manner.

Karen to BFF: My ex was such a jerk last year... Lying, dating other people... I sent him this sexy selfie at 12:01 am New Years Eve and said "Happy Fuck You Year !"

by Funny Moms December 31, 2016

I HATE FUCKING NI-

A guy made robot petals griffin say "I HATE FUCKING NI-"

Me: I HATE FUCKING NI-
HIM: me too

by Imthehamman May 26, 2023

gimme your fucking money

when you need money

girl throws doll to a wall and screams "gimme your fucking money"

by Jners November 12, 2017

licker of a sweaty fuck stick

otherwise known as cock sucker

I dont know why Nikki is such a licker of a sweaty fuck stick.

by R69ALLDATIME August 19, 2008

go fuck your hat

Your a cluster fuck of stupidity.

Could you kindly go fuck your hat.

by Fat Tampon 5309 March 12, 2021

Cunt Licking Fuck Whore

The girl kneeling inbetween a threesome. She is being thrusted from behind, while eating out the girl infront of her.

Mary is the cunt licking fuck whore most weekends

by Benjamin.P February 24, 2011

Fucking up my couch

To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.

Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.

by Babs49 January 29, 2009