not if you like it

when a person is getting raped, it's technically not rape, if the person being raped like it.

"Why are you touching my dick Jeff, It's fucking gay"
"Not if you like it"

by Geff the gay November 15, 2021

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Get the not if you like itmug.

you can’t tell me what to do

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up

shut up you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021

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Get the you can’t tell me what to domug.

fuck you

you

fuck you

by Anus Mc'Farty August 25, 2017

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Get the fuck youmug.

are you one

Slang term used in the hvac field. Are you alone?

Are you one? I need to tell you about Becca.

by Itskeylimepie February 7, 2018

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Get the are you onemug.

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

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