The Ghost Of Sparta Are Your Mothers Back

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The Ghost Of Sparta Are Your Mothers Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

i am going to type your eyes off!

When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!

Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!

my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!

Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.

by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020

watch your back

Watch your back

It’s best to have your best friends watch your back then strangers you just met.

by Watch your back December 13, 2024

Thin your Gin

To add water or soda to dilute the strong alcohol taste or make the alcohol last longer.

When there's only one bottle left it's time to thin your gin!

by boozefacts22 November 16, 2022

Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".

"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."

by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024

.9.Get Your Eight Hundred And Twenty Seven Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

.9.Get Your Eight Hundred And Twenty Seven Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

.9.Get Your Eight Hundred And Twenty Seven Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025

Your father

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.

PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!

by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025