Shit log

Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.

"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said

by Lumine Lover May 16, 2018

hot shit

someone who is cool or trying to be also can be called hipster or Ciprian

ME: Wassup bro?
Cipri:I'm here in bier doing hot shit things.

by tisssalex September 16, 2021

shit menu

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.

"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."

by Sublimesq March 2, 2015

Shit and Run

The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.

"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".

by Peppy Zippy Zoo November 6, 2014

SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR

Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021

No shit Sherlock

when someone states or makes a statement about something that is obvious

''Look that bird is flying'' ''No shit sherlock because birds dont fly you dipshit

by aesthetic-as-hell January 19, 2021

Shit

1. The actual fece(s) of an animal or human

2. The action of having to poop

3. Objects, things, or belongings
4. A verbal way of expressing emotion

1. "There's shit on my lawn ."

2. "Sorry, I have to go take a shit."

3. It took Sam hours to put away all of his shit.

4. -" Holy shit, that's amazing!"

-"Ah shit, what did you do this time?"

by NOVA_KILL July 17, 2019