Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

Dog Shit

Mobile data

i don't use that dog shit i use WiFi

by Fuck Mobile Data April 8, 2022

Shitting Birth

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth

Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting

by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017

Helsinki Shit Show

An occurrence that is unbelievably more stupid than anything else that has occurred before. Usually culminating from an ongoing habit of saying or doing things that only a person with shit for brains would say or do.

I thought his defense of Neo-Nazis was unbelievably stupid, but this latest stunt was a real Helsinki Shit Show!

by Medina Sod July 18, 2018

Fuck in the shit

When you fuck an anus that is full of shit.

Can be used to mean that you are in deep shit.

We lost the game.. Fuck in the shit!

by Def Youser October 30, 2016

shit-grinning

(adv.) an overt display of self-satisfied smugness when clearly such displays are either undeserved or unwarranted. As if the subject were to smile innocently only to reveal a mouthful of shit to his/her peers.

Kyle: "Did you see that shit-grinning bastard John after he got his paper back?"

Whitt: "Yea he looked like a gloating douche for sure"

by douchenip April 27, 2011

Fuck shit up

Eat good food. Eat well.

Hey let's go to that burger restaurant and fuck shit up!

by Raheemworld December 9, 2021