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your mom

Your mom was an old school classic of a come back and might me still ro this day. But do NOT use if there mom is dead or if they want to forget there mom. But it is still a joke so don't tack so seriously.
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if you go into the kitchen and scream fortnite kid 360 times a person called your mom will beat the shit out of you
by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022
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your mom

if you go into the kitchen in the middle of the and scream fortnite kid outloud 360 times a person called your mom will beat your ass
by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022
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Plucking your nuts

Sitting around doing nothing, not making yourself useful, procrastinating
Jared stop plucking your nuts dude, you have homework to do
by Jared Taylor March 28, 2022
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Hug your crush day!

Its March 29th that means its hug your crush day!!

Alot of people want to shoot their shoot so here is your chance 💗🫶🏼
You: guess what
Crush: what
You: its hug your crush day!
Crush: you liar
You: no its March 29th

Crush: dang it
You: so??
Crush: okay fine 💗
by Wrestler9 March 28, 2022
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Your Mom

by Madison Rains March 29, 2022
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you were here now your there

you were ugly than had a big glow up and got a better type
you were here now your there so i did better
by factors March 29, 2022
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