choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!

GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!

by anonymous July 1, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Your mum also

Used to reply to “your mum”. Can be used against someone else however is never actually relevant to the other persons mother.

Person 1 “Your mum”
Person 2 “Your mum also”
Person 1 “damn he got me there”

by Ug8tar August 12, 2022

National Kiss Your Friend Day

Where you kiss your friend, whether their your best friend or just a friend, on April 27.

It’s national kiss your friend day take the chance

by Udolth April 27, 2022

rearrange your clock

When my Grandma Sharon kicks your ass.

If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.

by Watson00 March 8, 2016

Your Mom

The Most hated and worshipped phrase in the 2000's
Any Holder that dares to say this phrase to someone will eliminate and disintegrate both people fighting.

- Dude #1 - Bro your ugly
- Dude #2 - Lmao Like your mom
- Both Dudes *disintegrate*

by anonymous March 12, 2019