hitting your luh

This is where you assert your dominance by screaming. Just like the individual named "Evan" he plays many games and has a son that has a vagina (I don't make this shit up okay)

evan: whats hitting your luh
me: joe mama
evan: ok i hit my luh ok
evan: screams

by usecoderenegade October 28, 2019

National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*

by muschifresser February 02, 2025

Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 06, 2023

Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 26, 2022

Sharpening your diamond

Tripping with the intention of learning.

It's helps to dose big when sharpening your diamond.

by 420Katalyst June 26, 2021

Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

flip your orbit

Noun: to see or experience something so monumental, extreme or life changing that your world has - figuratively - flipped its orbit.

Person 1: "Woah, did you just see that rig with HUGE arms fit through that TINY doorway?! It's enough to make you flip your orbit!"

Person 2: "That's so monumental, extreme and life changing I AM going to flip my orbit!"

by .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. February 04, 2010