Depression

When a friend tries to change their school lunch period to yours, but the school denies them like a BITCH.

My friend: "I tried to change my lunch to yours, but it was no use. They denied me!"

Me: "That is depression."

My friend: "Tell me about it!"

by Marazy Aus October 10, 2020

Depression

one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass

I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle

Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake

a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills

I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids

A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy

THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression

Depression. The part when the author ate some ass made me cry. That was so deep.

by Deep dolphin October 15, 2020

Postmyspace depression

The old days of Myspace where you could do just about everything to make your profile suit you. Customization, the dgafing on the old site was fun. But then a horrible genius decided to fuck up Myspace and everybody left to Facebook. Now many millions of kids are left reminiscing on the good ole' laughs they would have. And start to develop PostMyspace Depression.

"Damn I just came down with Postmyspace depression....this sucks cause no one will ever move back to myspace."

by Goreedoll October 20, 2012

Vaginal Depression

Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.

-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.

by Quan Master Flex July 23, 2012

Facebook depressed

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.

Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!

by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011

Depression

Oh Depression. Depression and Depression. What is depression you ask? well..its what i feel in the inside all the time. I don’t trust my own smile because i smile in pain. But if you really wanna know what depression means? Well its when you are sad and in pain. Thats what i feel. I don’t think anyone would really want to care or read this. I would most likely get made fun of so i never express my feeling. And im not tying to get attention i have just never expressed my feelings to anyone

Friend: yo what’s depression?
me: when you are sad or in pain

by IHeartMickeyla October 8, 2023

depressioned

depressed? no. depressioned.

person 1: this made me so depressed man
person 2: you mean depressioned?
person 1: no wtf-

by ranbooliveish October 15, 2023