your mind

what i use to clean up after i masturbate

your mind is my cock wipe

by Hassan February 10, 2004

your matt

1. Used to annoy said Matt after he uses the term your mum, hence he realises what a tool he rally is.

2. Used as an insult to anyone in the same room as Matt.

3. The automatic retort to your mum.

1.
Matt: ....your mum!
You: No, your Matt!

2.
(When Matt is in the room)
You: No, your Matt!

3.
Anyone: ...your mum!
You: No your Matt!

by Moloch666 March 15, 2005

your mom

a burn that is really funny

Friend:What did you have for supper yesterday
You:Your mom

by Mark Hennessey February 10, 2005

give your crush your hoodie day

November 29! the day you have to give your crush your hoodie 👀🤭

mark: Why do you look so nervous?
john: Well i have to give my crush my hoodie today cause it’s give your crush your hoodie day

by i’dratherbedoingsomethingelse November 1, 2019

your an animal

originated from the stoned mouth of one Dan Mason meaning you are really stoned or just a nutter

"My word your an animal"
"No you an animal"
"Fuck that your an animal"

by Matthew Harris October 31, 2007

Pull your head out of your ass

Stop ignoring the problems around you

Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!

by krg August 25, 2007

In-Your-Endo

A provocative way of referring to a sexual innuendo.

Awesome Facebook Friend: Come hang with a fellow night owl and act stupid until you pass out. We have a couch LOL.

Me: I would so be there, on that couch, if I could! Um, that sounded naughty. LOL ;)

Awesome Facebook Friend: HAHAHAHAHAH! You nut! That was my fault. I need to watch the double entendres.

Me: The double what?! Is that like in-your-endos (innuendos)? L O L

by Katy Kab00m July 25, 2010