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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
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Around the World

When a guy cums in a girls ass, then sucks it out with his mouth, spits the cum into her vagina, then fingers it back out and puts the same cum into the girls mouth, which she then swallows.
My boyfriend loves me so much that he Around the World'ed me.
by abtebdtizzzle1639 April 11, 2010
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Third world meme

I'm so glad this third world meme has a designated shitting street!
by Streetshitter September 20, 2016
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Old World Whore

An old world whore is a whore that looks like an old world monkey. Cardi B is a fantastic example of this.
I feel like she is an Old World Whore

Yeah she definitely is
by cracklord69 March 26, 2021
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World xxxtetacion day

I can't believe today is world xxxtetacion day
by Thramania June 18, 2021
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worlds smallest hotel

A slang term for the female genitalia, because you've got to leave your bags outside.
Id love to visit megan foxs worlds smallest hotel.
by milphunter March 7, 2015
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World's Best Napper

1. Someone who is the global champ of napping in general
2. A professional, decorated, napper
ie. Kenya is a WBN World's Best Napper champ 18 years running.
ie. Key is the World's best napper .
ie. Michael could never be a World's Best Napper .
by Kenya1198 May 8, 2013
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