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Dick weed

look at Keeleigh, she's such a dick weed
by Hellobello July 5, 2014
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dirty old river weed

River weed refers to cannabis which has been inadvertently brought into a river, lake or any large body of water, making it incredibly soggy. Even after drying the weed out, it still tastes like shit.

The phrase "dirty old river weed" may be a vague throwback at the phrase "dirty old foot hash."
This dirty old river weed tastes like a wet dog.

Yeah, let's just roll up a river blunt!
by milk salad August 18, 2010
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Dill Weed Fry Seasoning

A secret seasoning commonly available at many of Charlotte NC's greatest cuisines. Obviously, it is not actually dill weed or dill seed; yet, an old dill weed/dill seed container is used to house the seasoning. The custom of using a generic spice container to house a secert seasoning recipe was first observed at a Jewish barbecue brisket shop in the early 60s. The owner would confuse patrons by placing the seasoning in a used random spice container as a matter of gimmick, confusion, and secrecy. You never really knew what you were getting, but it was always great.

This practice was adopted over the years and is now a family favorite custom in the Charlotte area. You can even witness dill weed competitions in the summer months in which cooks from around the surrounding counties will bring their tastiest concoctions housed in "dill weed" conainers and face off in a southern style spice showdown. Categories are in kosher and non kosher seasoned meat and fries.
by Mitch Grewat July 2, 2009
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Smoke weed I did

Part of a poem by a Dr Zeus wanna-be
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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mexborough weed whiffer

Verb:

1:Shoving a spliff up someones anus, lighting it, flipping it round so that the lit end is now in the persons anus an attempting to smoke it. Often played as a game to see who can have the most drags before it goes out. The person who puts the spliff is called the whiff master
Lets play mexborough weed whiffer
Who's the whiff master?
by cutmybumcheeks December 7, 2017
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weed smoke girl

It is a special girl you choose to smoke with you over any girl, sister, other friends, gf or whatever. Its a high honor! lol
Excuse the pun ;)
Woman:hey honey! Would you like to smoke some weed with me?
Man:nahh baby, I got a girl for that, yah know my "weed smoke girl"
by terrific tiger January 3, 2012
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Greedy Little Weed Hog

One who tries to deceive his friends into allowing him to take another hit, an incredibly selfish stoner, one who invents new "rules" that allow him to take two hits in a row, an evil Ganja consuming critter that craves and needs THC in order to survive
John: "Oh my God dude you are such a Greedy little weed hog!"
Will: "No man its totally my turn because that last hit didn't count because i was on the phone"
John: "Whatever dude you're still a greedy little weed hog!"
by SicEm March 28, 2009
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