Chode

Chodezolez
Wow he is a real chodle/ chodezolez
by Chickenchode353 March 25, 2018
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Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.
Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.
by kachichael November 01, 2018
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This word usually associates with small fat people.
You know that kid called james Houghton. He is a chode.
by The new boi February 20, 2020
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MJ: “Adrian has a small chode”
Josh: “I know it’s like tiny but thick like a door knob
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Chode

when his pickle has no length, only width.
she asks.. "how many inches are you?"

his response, "I may not be able to touch the bottom of a can, but i sure can bust the sides! It's the chode life for me baby girl!"
by alrighty then... February 11, 2021
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1. Well my friend said a chode is a dick but i dont think it is cuz my friend is like RETARDEEED *DURRR* So the OBVIOUS definition is obviously 2 men scissoring for whatever reason they would do such a thing.

2. I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN.
1. Bro1:WHOA BRO! saw some chicks scissoring n thought id try it too!

Bro 2: SICK IDEA BRO!

2. I SAY THIS DEFINITION OF CHODE IZ BEST AND YOU DO TOO!
by Good Knowledge November 11, 2009
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What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.
Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.
by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 17, 2018
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