Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’
A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023
Scientist: oh no, it can't be yo-you died you can't be here!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!
by Tires The Great God February 09, 2021
Ab experiment, it was a test tube baby; They used them as a test tube, their lives were turned into experiments.
1. I'm going to turn your life into a test tube
2. Those aren't his real parents he was a test tube baby, jane is barren.
2. Those aren't his real parents he was a test tube baby, jane is barren.
by JoJoUrbanLegend January 18, 2021
a tele tubby but with a test tube combined also they are very strange and they are the definition of that one kid who moans in class
james: yo bro you built like a test tubby
bob: yeah bro you dogwater
hoho: fuck me *moans*
lulu: ayo wtf
hoho: FUCK ME HARDER
joe: this is why you are a test tubby
bob: yeah bro you dogwater
hoho: fuck me *moans*
lulu: ayo wtf
hoho: FUCK ME HARDER
joe: this is why you are a test tubby
by balls in yo jaws (big balls) March 12, 2022
At the end of each school year before you leave for three holy months the bollox teachers give you tests that define your learning for the year
E.g 1:Teacher: “This is all preparation for your leaving/junior cert. The summer tests are very important for your school profile.
E.g. 2:Kid: “ Shite do we have a test today”
Teacher : “Yes we do Paddy I have mean telling you this for the past three weeks.
E.g. 2:Kid: “ Shite do we have a test today”
Teacher : “Yes we do Paddy I have mean telling you this for the past three weeks.
by sebstanlover06 June 27, 2021
NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO!
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.
by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020