A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."
by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024
Get the Matthew Craigmug. The sexiest guy in the world apart from his dad. he’s the nicest guy and a gift from god.He spends most of his time on the toilet. His a gift from God and has really nice clothing
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by hehsjakgdjs November 10, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by ladycapulet#4 June 4, 2022
Get the Matthew 10:43mug. A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.
See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew
See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.
Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.
Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex May 23, 2018
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by Matthew , get it ???? March 17, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets
by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. by 68 Korean bbqs February 5, 2022
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