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Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023
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by Nicholas Ger August 13, 2023
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Bechdel Test

A test used to figure out if you are a homosexual.
So John, it looks like you didn’t pass the Bechdel Test. I think you should let your wife and kids know.
by Criminalmindset August 16, 2023
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by Astrid75010 November 22, 2021
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nose test

When a woman or man is giving oral sex and is able to swallow the male member in her or his mouth until their nose touches the stomach of the person they are conducting oral sex on .
She performed the Nose Test with one attempt.
by VyStar November 22, 2021
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Testing Accommodations

“Testing Accommodations” otherwise known as “help for stupid people” are used in order to help those with less in the grey matter department do better on tests.
Samandra needed testing accommodations to pass the test.
by CasualHater97 April 2, 2024
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I Ready Test

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.
student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.
by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024
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