the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
Get the nut-coated kidney stone gauntletmug. When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
Get the Hammer Stonedmug. Cyber stoning is like Sending an electrical pulse through headphones to hurt, or to say or do mean things via the internet.
by Irdjk June 22, 2021
Get the Cyber stoningmug. A word meaning money, which is typically used when said money is gained or lost unexpectedly and quickly. Stones is interchangeable with words such as bucks, dollars, and notes.
Félix Lengyel: *winning on slot machine* IT KEEPS GOING UP! *holds head* HOW MUCH?!
Friend: How much?! Oh mah gah, how much!
Félix Lengyel: *wins $120k* A HUNDRED TWENTY-THOUSAND STONES!!!
Friend: Ohhh, what the fuuu-
Friend: How much?! Oh mah gah, how much!
Félix Lengyel: *wins $120k* A HUNDRED TWENTY-THOUSAND STONES!!!
Friend: Ohhh, what the fuuu-
by Copper Crusader August 28, 2021
Get the stonesmug. a group of poeple who like to fuck and smoke lots of weed. normally consist of a griffin chloe emma and a harry.
they know how to surf too.
they know how to surf too.
by my g girl yep September 18, 2017
Get the stoned quichemug. A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.
by timyord June 6, 2020
Get the Stone Skippingmug. zach stone is a sexy hot beast. like so sexy hes also FAMOUS!! he has a shoe called zach stone is gonna be famous and he has the best bf, connor!
by zach stone fan November 21, 2021
Get the zach stonemug.