The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."
Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!
by eightycarrots January 5, 2009
Get the early bird specialmug. 1. A euphemism for sexual relations with one's significant other or spouse. Used primarily for politicians and political agents.
2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.
First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.
2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.
First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.
President Bartlet: Kids, I am so sorry. I have to go now, to a special meeting... of the government. I will mail you all an autographed copy of the picture we took together. And one day, you will all understand.
Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?
Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?
by KeenJane August 11, 2009
Get the Special Meeting of the Governmentmug. The shear panic that arises while tracking your uber eats driver and realizing they have stopped in an alleyway on their way to you to make a deposit in your cold cheesy alfredo pasta dish.
God damn it dude, this guy has been sitting in this alleyway for 30 minutes after picking up my chipotle bowl. Looks like I'm getting extra sour cream tonight in my uber eats special.
by 12345SmithJohn November 1, 2019
Get the uber eats specialmug. I had a Special Naked Occasion with my Special Naked Friend last night.
I just shared a Special Naked Occasion with Jo (means Jo and I just had sex)
I just shared a Special Naked Occasion with Jo (means Jo and I just had sex)
by Bambi Gray September 1, 2005
Get the Special Naked Occasionmug. when you let your hand and arm get real ashy like turtle skin, then you jam your arm up somebodies ass and when you rip it out it cuts their asshole causing to bleed.
i was at the world series cheering my yankees on, when a phillies fan(asshole) stood up and said the yankees suck. so i did what any other yankee fan would do, i gave him the ninja turtle special
by ninja turtle special November 3, 2009
Get the ninja turtle specialmug. 1. An inexpensive pistol often of indifferent manufacture.
2 A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd about the above noted pistol.
2 A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd about the above noted pistol.
by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016
Get the Saturday Night Specialmug. In need of a birth control method and without a condom, a man wraps a plastic Wal-Mart bag around his penis and secures it with a rubber band at the base
by News Muse December 16, 2010
Get the Hotel Quincy specialmug.