cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’
A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023
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Test Subject 37

Oh god no.... Not Test Subject 37...
Scientist: oh no, it can't be yo-you died you can't be here!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!
by Tires The Great God February 09, 2021
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The Beep test

NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO!
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.
PEteach: "Okay guys, time for The Beep test!"
Everyone: "oh no."
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Lad test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.
" Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020
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Testing sites

Some governments claim to be concerned about their populations, but still require mandatory testing before holidays, putting people in close proximity to each other (which goes against their own 6 foot apart distance restrictions), and essentially creates what they would call a superspreader event. People not getting tested are also not in a crowd of people, and a crowd of people with masks on doesn't seem much (if any) safer than people at a distance with no masks on, or even people in a crowd with masks on (the figure scientists have given so far is that masks lower transmission by single digit percentage rates).
Testing sites seem like a good oppurtunity to spread a virus like wildfire, rather than to contain the wildfire.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
by dudeinfarmville October 02, 2018
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