e-tard

One who is dumb with technology.

Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl

John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard

by ThaCeo April 10, 2009

Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc

And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.

by DPShiro February 14, 2016

Tard tender

A person who cares for people with special needs

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county

by Steinbrenda January 10, 2022

Nog Tard

When a retard tries to give someone head.

Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...

by My Alias Is Not My Real Name February 21, 2011

no tard

A no tard is a person who doesn't know how to take no as an answer and is very obnoxious about it

" He is such a no tard, he won't take no as an answer and is being so annoying about it"

by icthatD May 15, 2019

Tard Lane

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.

This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.

by quitepedantic October 02, 2015

gay fuck tard

The worst insult my friend and I could think of calling someone. If someone calls you this I would consider never speaking again.

“Oh my god Jackie is such gay fuck tard”

by February 26, 2024