Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.

Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.

by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014

Let sleeping dogs lie

avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but might do so as a result of such interference.

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie and not bring up old arguments that could cause unnecessary tension in the group."

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

You + sleep

The perfect combination partaking in both a wonderful boy, and a verb. Frickn sleep.

The perfect combination is "You + sleep" Brandon. Go to bed!

by littleflowerbab July 30, 2019

Sleep

An unknown entity

“Hey man….I think you need to get some Sleep…you look like you need it”….

“Who’s Sleep?”

by Underquale December 19, 2023

Sleep

Something u should be doing

Lola : im tired
Lillian: then go sleep moron

by rei is cool August 25, 2024

Sleep Hopping

(Noun)
The act of following a strict sleep schedule during the workweek (like waking up at 4–5 AM), then flipping the script on weekends by staying up late, sleeping in, and doing whatever — only to jump right back to the weekday grind. Causes Monday to feel like a hangover, even if no drinks were involved.

“Bro, I feel like trash every Monday.”
“That’s ‘cause you been sleep hopping all weekend, my guy.”

by Whoamiwhatamihowami March 28, 2025

Sleep

When you fall asleep and have a dream/ nightmare or you just don’t remember

Bro I had the best sleep of my life!

by Life.saver June 22, 2023