skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 July 7, 2016

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016

Skin titties

The flappy excess skin in the general area of the chest on an elderly gentlemen.

"Look at them skin titties on grandpa" "his skin titties flap faster than the flag"

by Carforters June 5, 2016

skin case

When a male is charged with a sex offense case this includes being charged with a pedophile case, indecent exposure, or rape

Johnny flashed a playground of kids and was charged with a skin case

by M4t7hew May 17, 2016

Skin tight pussy

A Skin tight pussy is when your homie or friend is acting like a little ass pussy or is scared to to get some PUSSY

YOU always acting like a skin tight pussy

by SKIN TIGHT February 2, 2018

skin vacuum

A slang word for blow job

Did you give Johnny a skin vacuum in the parking lot before school?

by Emeralda rain May 4, 2018