san francisco typist

A joke for people who use the ‘hunt and peck’ method for typing

The new office secretary pulled a San Francisco typist routine- huntin pecker

by CO1224 March 13, 2020

San

(Pronounced 'sun') A term that can be used endearingly/affectionately between young friends/peers/lovers.

It can also be used demeaningly/condescendingly to refers boys/men.

I love you san.

I will beat your ass san!

by Blue_G November 11, 2020

san

Pronounced 'sun'

A term that can be used endearingly/affectionately to refer to peers/friends/lovers.

It can also be used condescendingly/demeaningly to refer to boys or men.

Example 1: I love you san.

Example 2: I'll beat your ass san!

by Blue_G November 11, 2020

Sans

GOD JESUS SPEAKS A language that only the chosen can understand

guy SANS

by sansisgod November 24, 2020

San Francisco Tractor Pull

Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.

Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.

by IUD or IED? May 5, 2020

San Francisco Door Stop

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.

Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.

by Kakeman May 7, 2020

Sans

OH LOOK IT'S ME PAPYRUS AND I'VE CAME TO RIGHT SOMETHING ABOUT MY BROTHER he's a fat bald Skelton who sleeps 19 hours but seriously go get undertale it's worth the 6.99 dollors

Sans has come to give you a hotdog

by Sans-_- May 12, 2020