reverse viking

The act of holding a person with long blonde braids upside down while they perform fellatio on your pork sword until the point of ejaculation.

Anna completed the reverse viking on El Jefé until he finished, unlike the viking, where the recipient misses ejaculation wide left.

by Ray_Finkle5 November 20, 2016

reverse prostitution

When you pay your girlfriend to let you have sex with other girls...Or guys

I used reverse prostitution when I bought my girlfriend that bracelett she's wearing. That night I totally banged a 10

by Warden Cross March 3, 2016

Reverse Bait

When someone try's to Bait you into a rage posting but with clever wording you trick them into it

Simp:Jenny is so hot and nice she could do no wrong
Chad:I'm sorry dude your a simp
Simp:WHAT YOU FUCKING INCEL

Chad:lol Reverse Bait

by TeutonicStateBall May 28, 2020

Reverse MJ

vomiting weed (marijuana) that you have eaten without heating it up

Daniol: hey terren you thought you could get high by eating weed huh
Terren: yeah how did you know haha
Daniol: caught you pulling a reverse mj last night
Terren: haha classic
Daniol: haha

by cool customer April 24, 2017

Drunk in Reverse

Consuming anything with a caloric content that contains 0% alcohol while enjoying a nice buzz causing oneself to become sober and as such "Drunk in Reverse"

Well I had a good buzz going but then SOMEONE decided to get pizza and all those carbs got me drunk in reverse. I am so full I can't fit any more beer in my stomach and I'm starting to get the horribles. I need a stiff drink stat.

by MaxCage June 28, 2013

reverse polish

the act or process by which a polish sausage of no less than 2 inches in diameter and 8 inches in length, made only of the finest smoked polish meats and wrapped in sheeps intestines is inserted into the rectum, and left for several days to ferment

she went the way of the reverse polish, That exam was like the reverse polish i did last week.

by ohnnyjrakesj January 10, 2012

Reverse Wolverine

When you are in a fight with a knife wielding foe and you take a punch at the same time as he takes a stab. By a bad stroke of luck your fist perfectly lines up with his knife hand effectively putting the blade in between your knuckles.

Wozza: "Mate, why is your hand bandaged"
Baz: "Cos Woz, got in a fight last night with some cunt with a knife. the fucker reverse wolverine'd me!!"

by ReverseW September 6, 2011