Pulling a Smashley

When someone gets a new job, and attends all the training but quits before the actual job starts. Usually occurs because that person is a stoner that cannot remember the code for a satsumi orange.

I ended up pulling a smashley the other day. I learned during my job training I would need to memorize the table numbers at the pizza joint. :(

by davesnothereman April 23, 2010

Pull a Tiff

Striking up a conversation with complete strangers

Verb: To pull a Tiff

Friend: Hey how was the party last night?
Me: I didn't know anyone so I pulled a Tiff. It was awesome!

by Waterbaby July 10, 2012

pulling a Jake

Staying in to drink an insane amount or get really high

I don’t really wanna go out tonight, I feel like pulling a Jake

by cc314 August 21, 2023

Pulling a Rutgers

Pulling out early and leaving your partner(s) unfulfilled.

Derived from the grand tradition of premature extraction during intimate moments, pioneered by the fine scholars in New Brunswick, New Jersey.

Addie: "Hey, where do you think you're going? We barely got started!"

Dick: "You don't get this input baby. Giving you my goods is beneath me! I'm pulling a Rutgers!"

by junior barnes July 11, 2009

Pulling an Antoni

This is where a person who is either drunk or clear headed goes away from the group and goes really sad and/or depressed basicly going all 'EMO' and would tend to go find the next biggest homosexual and kiss them.

Chris - Hey wheres Adam?

Jude - Oh he's pulling an Antoni

by e-Fax October 30, 2011

Pulling a Bizioo

Having a go at someone for putting themselves down or insulting themselves.

Person 1- It's not that good. Sorry to your ears.
Person 2- Stop putting yourself down, it was great.
Person- Are you pulling a Bizioo on me?

by olewydd June 5, 2021

pulling a camron

when a roomate masterbates in the sock of another and deny's responsibility for the sticky transaction.

bro i went to put on my sock this morning, but i think someone was pulling a camron in it last night because it was all sticky.i asked john but he told me that it was his sock and it was only gum.

by matt g nukka January 6, 2008