piss pee pop 

when you smack someone in the face and piss comes out

god: you just got piss pee pop

piss pee pop by bentcharger June 6, 2018

Faux Pee 

The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.

"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."

Faux Pee by baconhaver November 21, 2018

go pee go bed 

When someone says this it probably means you’re too messed up from drugs or alcohol to be out and about or where you are. Basically means go home and sleep it off.

Dude you’re so fucked up, go pee go bed.

go pee go bed by Kaitimes November 30, 2018

Lee Pee 

Can be used however you want.

Her: I can’t go out tonight.
Him: “That Lee Pee”

Him: I never finished our lab.
Him: Lee Pee asf...

Lee Pee by Oof66616903 April 26, 2019

Stealth pee 

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise

Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart

Trump: same

Stealth pee by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019

No Pee February 

This means you can’t pee during February. If you pee you fail.

«Hey i just peed» «So you failed No Pee February»

No Pee February by ldoe November 2, 2020

Literal pee 

Pee (literally)

Literal pee

Literal pee by Bendew December 15, 2020