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yard beans

A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.
"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."
by J.B. America August 24, 2018
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spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans
by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019
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Sneaky Bean

Someone, typically a ginger, that steals something, blames it on someone else and gets away with it.
Johnny is the sneaky bean. He drank all the wine and told Dad that I did it, so now everyone hates me. Just like Johnny wanted.
by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022
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Mike beans

Gnocci
"What are we having for dinner? Mike beans in basil marinara sauce."
by downesdecock November 16, 2022
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Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.
I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.
by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023
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bean boot

The most beautiful and friendly alligator who goes to Fiesta cuts
Did you see that girl get becked? Yeah, she's a total bean boot though, so she will be fine.
by Lildiknik December 14, 2018
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Hoolia Bean

Hoolia Beans are the full names of Hoolia’s. They are typically small and quiet and don’t talk to people. They steal your food often. I don’t recommend adopting one.
Person 1: what’s that..stealing your food?
Person 2: oh that’s a Hoolia bean
by Willowstar21 March 24, 2019
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