lord faggeron

lord farquaad's twin brother who is in love with human sherk. mr. faggeron is working on making a potion to make sherk human forever, and to make shrek his husband. mr. farguaad dislikes mr. faggeron because lord farquaad also is into shrek but the ogre shrek. so far there is no info on shreks opinions on this situation.

*in lord farquaads sex dungeon*

"do you know lord faggeron?" -gingy
"lord faggeron?" -lord farquaad
"LORD FAGGERON!" - gingy
"yes i know lord faggeron, who lives on faggy lane." -lord farquaad

by lord_fgg June 15, 2024

David our lord

ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.

Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.

one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.

John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?

by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014

lord of god

It’s when something is so amazing it’s a GOD but so much better that it can be the lord,but it can’t just be the lord it’s the lord of god

U in a car shirtless now that’s a lord of god

by Lordy Jesus November 05, 2017

$kee lord

A rapper from SoundCloud who is usually raps like ski mask the slump god,his top sound is LET IT GXBut he is very friendly and calm when you talk to him in person,he’s really funny but sometimes he’s very depressed and doesn’t wanna talk to anyone,his inspiration is scarlxrd$kee lord is also really nice

define $kee lord to me

by The realization December 05, 2018

Jelq Lord

1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours

"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."

by livvy dunne May 04, 2024

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 19, 2021

lord taargus

A mediocre author that is the ultimate Facebook douche.

John: Hey Kristen, did you see that guy who liked his own Facebook post the other day?
Kristen:Yeah! That was Lord Taargus. He’s such a flaming cuntaloupe.

by Lord Taargus eats male snatch February 18, 2018