fucking lunatics who took a letter of the greek alphabet like alpha males did and then proclaim as that greek letter
lunatic 1: omg im so alpha and sigma male
normal, uninfected person: the fuck is that delulu shit
lunatic 2: grrr dont you disrespect us alpha and sigma male skibidi toilet grr 😡😡😡
normal, uninfected person: the fuck is that delulu shit
lunatic 2: grrr dont you disrespect us alpha and sigma male skibidi toilet grr 😡😡😡
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Yoghurt males are beta and twink males who enjoy yoghurt and yoghurt-like stuff. Yoghurt is part of their daily diet. They consume it for the probiotics it contains, which facilitate digestion.
Joe: Look at that cute little femboy over there!
Vladimir: I know that guy, he's a Yoghurt male.
Joe: I wish I could work more on my body while eating yoghurt. I am so jealous.
Yoghurt males are beta and twink males who enjoy yoghurt and yoghurt-like stuff. Yoghurt is part of their daily diet. They consume it for the probiotics it contains, which facilitate digestion.
Joe: Look at that cute little femboy over there!
Vladimir: I know that guy, he's a Yoghurt male.
Joe: I wish I could work more on my body while eating yoghurt. I am so jealous.
- I don't understand Yoghurt males; they used to be dominant, but now they lie on their backs and sleep for 16 hours straight.
- A Yoghurt male having difficulty choosing what yoghurt to buy at the supermarket. He has IBS, and he needs to act asap.
- We call them Yoghurt males because they look cute and silly.
- A Yoghurt male having difficulty choosing what yoghurt to buy at the supermarket. He has IBS, and he needs to act asap.
- We call them Yoghurt males because they look cute and silly.
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Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.
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