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Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.
Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.
by Gottapee June 24, 2022
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Jumped his bones

The act of being raped, without an rape actually occuring!
I went in there, and jumped his bones! Twice!!!
by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022
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Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".
Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!
by OhNo S. August 28, 2022
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jumped

When someone sus starts talking to you non consensually
Jumping Scenario 1:
friend group: *Walking down the street together*
Crackhead: HeY GUYSS want to buy some sunglasses??
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: I'm actually a millionaire guys I'm just doing this for fun, I'm a rapper, I'm friends with Drake, 21savage. I'm serious guys my name is *unintelligible* just look me up.
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: *starts walking away*
Stupid friend: *loudly* WHAT DID HE SAY HIS NAME WAS? I WANNA LOOK HIM UP.
Crackhead: *jumps us again* Look me up I'm famous. Also I got shot in my eye, want to see? *shows us his empty eye socket*
Friend Group: *flees from being jumped*

Jumping Scenario 2:
Bartholomew: *exits the venue*
Philosophical Crackhead: Son. Today you are given an opportunity. To be the change you see in the world. I'm not asking you for anything. But think about the difference you can make right here. Right now. If you spared some change.
by Radiotrophic Gint January 26, 2026
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Bishonen Jump Syndrome

Bishonen Jump Syndrome is what has most rampantly happened to Shonen Jump itself in the long run, having only grown bigger with the insane long term popularity of the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure manga anthology series.
It’s likely thanks to Masami Kurumada’s Saint Seiya that Bishonen Jump Syndrome has only become more obvious throughout the history of Shonen Jump, although it’s not always there until Kinnikuman slowly grew a queer following throughout its original run.
by Snapper2001 January 27, 2026
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