Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.
Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
by Little mouse September 5, 2016
Get the Jordan Makenzie Yocummug. A cool 8th grader at Welsh Valley Middle School that lives directly outside of Philadelphia in Bryn Mawr, PA who enjoys acting, going to the movies at the cinema, and long walks in the neighborhood with his friends.
by JDog1029 May 6, 2013
Get the Jordan Soffermug. jordan is an overall bitch. he is very nice to his friends but to other people he be fucking them up. he’s a rich guy who thinks he cool 🤟🤪 when he’s not. he’s nice when you get to know him personally most of the time. people might think he’s funny, most of the time uses your mom jokes thinking he’s cool
rui: guess what that guy did again
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.
arik: yo bro what you doing
jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.
arik: yo bro what you doing
jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no
by naRi.. October 13, 2022
Get the jordanmug. The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.
by JTrollen March 25, 2021
Get the Jordan-Gankmug. by fella cancer October 1, 2025
Get the Jordanationmug. A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.
Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.
I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.
Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.
Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022
Get the JORDANmug. the act by which Kappa Delta sorority sends members to national probation without evidence they did anything wrong
by KDsucks January 17, 2024
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