A person who is literally a ball of fat.
His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.
His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.
by therealbbg December 09, 2018
by mg4lgoons November 26, 2021
Holy fuck jay is going crazy
Jay: throws chair across the continent of africa towards wakanda
Wakanda: dis we just got nuked
Jay: throws chair across the continent of africa towards wakanda
Wakanda: dis we just got nuked
by Unc13ar pr0f11e July 13, 2019
Wow Jay is so cool! I admire their lack of will to live!
I want to ask out Jay! He has 13 bagel bites!!!
I want to ask out Jay! He has 13 bagel bites!!!
by Machiavelli the great December 01, 2021
Sexy asf everyone wants to be friends with Jay
and have sex tbh likeee it's Crayzyyyy cray cray kookoo banana sauce how popular and hot people named Jay are!
and have sex tbh likeee it's Crayzyyyy cray cray kookoo banana sauce how popular and hot people named Jay are!
by berunway November 22, 2021
Typically a man that has been kept around by a woman as a back up in case she ends up breaking up with the man she is currently with. E.g. Jay Gatsby, Jay Sebring
by YetanotherJ July 30, 2019