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Jacob

A handsome muscular guy you just want to preform cock and ball torture on
“Jacob’s muscles almost bulge as much as his balls”
by Nate Carlson May 5, 2019
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A thick as hell boi who loves cock and ball torture. (His sideburns tickle my butthole sometimes.)
Did you see Jacob strumming himself
by DaddyJake May 7, 2019
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Jacob has a huge dick he knows how to please any girl in the world with his 10 inch cock. When he just puts the tip in it makes you scream so loud the Koreans hear it and think it as an attack. So the Koreans nuke the United States. If you wanna fuck Jacob make sure you can handle his 10 inch magic wand. He usually has brown hair and a great athlete. Very cute and funny. If you get yourself a Jacob your very lucky cuz he’s worth millions.
Girl 1- Jacob is so fucking hot we fucked last night and he made me moan so loud I just wanna go back to yesterday
Girl 2- Omg your so lucky I had a big crush on him for so long
Girl 3- Girllllll I know we fucked before and he pleased me and we got caught he had to run and jump out my window my dad shot Jacob with a shotgun but missed
Girl 1- If you want I can ask if he wants a foursome with all of us you guys down?
Girl 2&3- OF COURSE ANYTIME
by Im awesome 404 May 15, 2019
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The man whoriest man whore who ever man whored
Jacob is one real man whore alright
by Laneybears September 17, 2019
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Jacob, the kind of guy to leave his friends when he’s in a relationship. Come’s up with excuses to avoid hangs.
Guys: hey man, come hang out
Jacob: can’t guys, i’ll be sleeping. Sorry.
by AguythatknowsJacob September 19, 2019
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A sexy ass man with a 14 inch cock. All the women love him because he is so sweet and cute and his body is perfect, you friends milf mom has probably fucked him.
by ieatmadasslmaourmoms September 23, 2019
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Jacob van Hattem

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew
by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019
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