fat boy

A term used instead of 'fuck buddy' to help the conversation sound more innocent.

ellen: sally, will you be my fat boy?
sally: sure.

by berry :-) January 2, 2007

Fat Bitch

a girl who is fat and don't even know it!

all in the club with that little ass skirt on

by brown princess September 19, 2005

Fat Bitch

A 50+ year old woman whose sole purpose in life is to ingest the food paid for by 120 sorority members under the pretense of managing a house. She is often spotted talking out of her ass while stuffing her mouth.

The Fat Bitch is here again. I guess we wont be eating for the next week.

by phanthom pooper November 25, 2010

fat pig

A useless person on a mission to self destruct, unaware what harm they are doing to themselves, others and the evironment. Resemblant to a fat pig, big for nothing, whatever this person says, is of no sigificant use to you. Squealing like a pig can be a metaphor for the way this person's Talk is cheap.

"...Don't say your cold... don't be so fat if it isn't sufficiently keeping you warm. Better still...Your cold? Tell me why you never came out with proper warm clothes on...Its you spreading your germs and not considering other people!..."

Its the middle of winter and a fat person on the bus sits upstairs at the back. A person gets on and opens 1 window of their choice, in the area they are going to sit. All of a sudden...BOOOF! "That fat pig just slammed the winow shut!" They insist on keeping all the window shut, even though the bus, now packed at this point, has hot breath condensation running down the windows.All because of this person's Pig-like: greedy, selfish, don't know what's good for themselves, unchangable ways...Other's on the bus have to breath in other people's exhaled, no good, pathogen and bacteria filled breath. A fat pig has evolved or adapted to its environment and therefore its physiology has changed too! this is similar to the way a fat pig (person) is unchangable as the pollution they have fed into their environmet; that is mental and physical, although it is damaging, they can't change what breed they are...Ever heared the saying: 'Born and Bred'? Well these people are ignorant to the fact, they were born to be useless. The chances of their offspring being the same or more so worse is great. It has been instilled

by Kill'EmWivIntelligence December 18, 2011

fat chick

The most sexually appealing of all girls, but everyone is too embarassed to admit it.

Johnny (out loud): "Hey everyone, look at that nasty fat chick!"

Johnny (in head): Being straddled by those thick, juicy thighs would be the greatest experience one could possibly imagine. All of the supermodels out there are just gross skeletons.

by dave2008 March 22, 2008

fat shit

a gignamously huge peice of shit, the kind that breaks your fucking butt hole when it comes out

poop
shit
fat dump

by LoserBitch May 13, 2005

Fat Harry

The big fat fucking loser who fucks himself in the music rooms while eggs pole dancing on the drum kit.
Also known as Mr Harrison or the FAT MAN

He also is apart of the band "big fat fucking loser anonymus" and uses epileptic children as a vibrater to butt fuck himself

oooo im a loser who buys fart jars off EBay while i eat chocolate...... and i like pissing off lebs so they deck me and i come to school with a black eye and say my mum raped me.

by Epileptic vibrater March 18, 2005