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Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
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Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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Mild dry rub

Opposite of "hot sauce" indicating the presence of an STD causing ones genitalia to burn during urination when infected.
Unless you want your sausage to be covered in the"sauce" you don't really want to fuck Devilla. Nancy on the other hand is like mild dry rub, just as flavorful but without the after burn.
by Hidden truth is a lie November 19, 2023
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Dry

When a chat is boring and there's not much drama or tea going on.
me: bro he's being so dry all of a sudden
grayson dolan: sucks man
by thiccassgrethan June 9, 2019
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dry dinner

An incredibly sexy person, who has a face that just turns you on for no reason. You feel the need to kiss them but your not quite sure why.
"See her, she looks like a right dry dinner
by Blackblindsman October 1, 2013
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dry fight

Dry fight is what your girlfriend does when she really doesn't have any reason to fight and there is no winner or resolve. Because there was never an issue. She just wanted to fight just to fight.
Man I can't even get my dick hard around this bitch. All she wants to do is dry fight and the shit ain't cool.
by Scrilla Don't Lie May 31, 2019
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Dry Sucking

Getting chlamydia from a cart.. she was dry sucking
by dry-sucking January 19, 2021
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