dirty chuck norris 

When u clip a close-pin to your nipple and make a man suck the close-pin

Jay gave that dude a dirty chuck norris

dirty chuck norris by polar dave November 21, 2011

2 buck chuck 

cheap Alcoholic Beverage of low quality ie. Fruity Lexia, Kentucky Gold, Woodstock etc.

2 buck chuck by Zyklon-B October 1, 2003

chuck up the deuce 

To light up a cigarette/smoke.

yo man chuck up the deuce and stop fucking around.

chuck up the deuce by Afterlife04 March 4, 2008

Chuck Norris 

The baddest mofo alive.

Chuck Norris shits trains, nigga. NOW WHAT?

Chuck Norris by your mom doesn't shit trains July 8, 2009

chuck norris 

the only man more interesting than the most interesting man in the world

chuck norris: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!

most interesting man on the world: noobiownu

chuck norris by pepsynoob August 7, 2009

Chuck Norris 

He can do anything

Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris by ArekkusuOwnsYou November 1, 2008

Chuck Norris 

chuck norris can speak braille.


when chuck norris gets into the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.


when god said, "let there be light!" chuck norris said, "say please"

chuck norris is kick ass!

Chuck Norris by His Right-Hand Pinky! April 14, 2009