Crotch-Crop

When you use a messenger app (iMessage, Tinder, etc), and only men fill up your message feed.

"Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"

by Sam Manion June 12, 2016

crotch bridge

When two players in a video game are camping in the same room. I.e. "touching tips"

Those guys are building a crotch bridge on the objective!

by Hbomb007 May 20, 2024

crotch yahtzee

The act of masturbating for men.

Man, I had the day off work yesterday and threw a mean hand of crotch yahtzee.

by FatherB November 18, 2013

Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

Technician Crotch

The sweaty stank state of a technicians crotch after a long hot hard day's shift.

"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."

by McHesp December 31, 2017

Crotching

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.

"Dude, did you see Logan crotching that couch?"

by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024

Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025