They never last.
"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
by Me bois March 22, 2021
Get the Girlfriends (u see whats coming)mug. by CobraChicken14 September 9, 2021
Get the Yo come chillmug. “Come up” is a term used to describe something you literally, “come upon,” or find virtuously. It is also used to mean something that helps someone “come up” to the next level, like a rad
pair of shoes or a fur coat or a bargain
pair of shoes or a fur coat or a bargain
by Shemesh December 3, 2019
Get the A come upmug. It means if one has a level 10 gyatt, one must be responsible for all the work, consequences, and rizz.
by Gamatoto June 5, 2024
Get the With a great gyatt comes with great rizzsponsibilitymug. Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)
Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”
Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”
Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”
Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”
by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018
Get the If you’re bored you can come to my roommug. by Awesoken June 17, 2020
Get the Coming out of The Closetmug. A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
Get the A fart comes before the stormmug.