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Chuck Shaw

Chuck Shaw (pronounced Ceee-Shaw, sort of like a Seesaw, and not like Nigk, pronounced like nig, (pause) the "Ck"sound).

Cee-Shaw is your typical Steelers fan- dejected, sad, pitiful, lonely, still holding on to the glory days- you know the type..., Anyways Cee-Shaw mostly is a giggler, chuckler, but sometimes laughs the Muttley Laugh. Cee-Shaw is not related to Ceelo Greene, but is just as gangsta. Cee-Shaw doesn't always use his sick-nasty accounting skills, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. Cee-Shaw, when not being a legitimate bad ass will sometimes go by Chuck, Chuggles, or ChuckMcChuckster. When being Chuck, he will walk right past you while your studying and give you the three finger "hey" sign, but he stays silent. Chuck formally had the Guinness Book of World record for the squeakiest shoes in our solar system, but he traded them in for some new sweet kicks. When you hear a squeak that you can't explain, it is probably Chuck getting his squeak on with his old squeaky shoes. Chuck is also from the good old state of TreeHuggerLand, AKA Oregon. When he was seven years old he graduated from college and is now the youngest member of the coolest law school study group on the planet (also a Guinness record). When not being clever, or witty, chuck tries to make urban dictionary definitions that ultimately super lame compared to this one. Oh snap.
How much wood, would a wood Chuck Shaw Chuck, if a Wood Chuck could Chuck wood? Chuck would Chuck, as much wood, as a wood Chuck could chuck would.

Have you been to GranolaLand? Yes it was very Chuck Shaw.

Do you enjoy drinking a tall glass of Chuck Shaw? No.

How do you make a Chuck Shaw Laugh? Shit.
by TheGreatRedJarens October 15, 2013
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Chuck Fury

1. (verb) The act of throwing shade in a particularly heinous manner; usually done without passive-aggressive prestense in an outright aggressive communication style.

2. (proper noun) A foul-mouthed comedian who doesn't throw shade but does chuck fury.

3. (verb) The act of aggressive masturbation.
Definitions One and Two

Person 1: I heard Chuck Fury was throwing shade at insert group here on stage last night.

Person 2: That motherfucker seriously knows how to chuck fury

Definition Three
When I jerk off I throw down that furious wrist action. I chuck fury.
by The Real Chub Daddy, Bitches! November 23, 2021
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chucking a 'c'

When some person who thinks they're smart gets all sad and depressed coz they didn't get into some nerd thing.
Connie: Oh no! Boo Hoo! I didn't get into prize-giving!
Liz: Shes chucking a 'c' again!
by alecsia December 7, 2006
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Hand Chucks

The act of getting slapped really hard by a girl with strong hands.
Marianne's smacked the mean girl with her "hand chucks"
by The little bandits April 9, 2011
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Chuck

Hey Mum, fry us some chucks up, will ya?”
by ShreksGod March 25, 2020
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Fuckle chucks

When something hurts so bad that to say it was painful would be an understatement.
I was grinding the rail on my skateboard, and I fell and crushed my nargs! It hurt like fuckle chucks!
by Sandwich McFritos October 8, 2022
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pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls
"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck
by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009
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