Chode

A chode in its core essence is also known as a Chad Carr. Chad Carr's soul is the very in depth description of what a chode is.

Its unreal how much of a fucking chode (Chad carr) was tonight to stacey. What a queer.

by Chadstaint October 9, 2021

Chode charity

When manipulative men are victimising themselves for pity. Feeling sorry for themselves.

Giving small dick energy.

Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️

“I don’t want to donate to your chode charity.”

“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”

by pubedealer May 17, 2022

chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.

OMG look at "smithys" chode features!

by helen chode smith January 2, 2011

chode rizz

A chode spitting immaculate game to their woman of choice. There is something special about chode rizz as it puts women under a spell.

Hey! Did you see Mark Wahlberg use his chode rizz on that model?

by DarthLeaman March 18, 2024

Chode

Slang for big dick, or just simply penis.

Person 1: “Dude, *insert name* has such a big chode!
Person 2: Yeah, he really does.

by APPLE.HEAD May 16, 2020

Chode shuffling

A douchebag, generally the shape of a chode or a nugget who can not dance so shuffles back and forward puffing out there chests. usually found in dingy discusting nightclub fistpumping on the outskirts of the dance floor.

hey alex i'm glad im not chode shuffling like those D-bags over there

by Dfunk92 September 18, 2011

Chode Erupter

The most mind boggling, Brain altering boner that feels like it will pop if left alone.

"when my math teacher bent over in their skinny jeans I got a Chode Erupter"

by Urbestlilman September 27, 2025