Brandon

oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)

he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3
"who's that goofy dork over there? :)"
"oh! that's Brandon <3"
by sav :P October 23, 2022
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Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"
Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible
by AsianFetus January 26, 2023
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A man who pukes after only taking a few drinks/shots, or just puked every time he gets drunk.
“Dude you are such a Brandon”

“There goes Brandon puking again”
by Roiduser25 February 25, 2020
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Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.
A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can
by BrandonHater2009 April 25, 2025
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Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.
Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse
by Brandon Dart November 23, 2021
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A literal piece of shit that no one likes... literally should die cuz no one likes him. Not funny but a bit attractive ngl.
Brandon kinda a faggot
by CuzWhyNot0_0 April 04, 2020
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