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Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)
Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..
by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023
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Brandon

damn girl, look at Brandon over there

Got bigger titties then you

got a small dick tho
by realivan May 3, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is a water deprived child from Africa. An Arabian Monkey Nigger. Brandon is so girthy. Able to impress any man with the size of his meaty cock.
Guy: I just had sex with Brandon’s huge and girthy dick.

Other guy: Brandon is just so gay and nice.
by Thicker than Brandon December 1, 2021
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Brandon L Richards

I wish I could be a Brandon L Richards!
by One bad ass mother fucker February 20, 2022
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Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding quiet and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
Prefers dying on a hill for any reason they see fit.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon , society just knows you could be better.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, society just knows and believes you could be better.
by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024
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Brandon

A huge “people of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG
“damn boy look at that brandon”
lizzo is a brandon
by Anti-Brandon February 4, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is sexy
Brandon is sexy boi
by Secsygirl October 14, 2020
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