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Beat Tweak Meat

The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.
GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
by On the gang August 24, 2019
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beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone
Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
by TheNonErect August 9, 2023
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Meat Beat Material

Tim: Hey Jim I got some Meat Beat Material
Jim:Send it to me bro
Tim:It’s Sandra’s ass
Jim:Nice
by @iamjordanemily November 25, 2018
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what da beat is

by Shaheed and Sarah November 21, 2007
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beat a furry yottayottaannum

its a time where you can beat a furry no matter what for around 1E+48 years. The biggest unit of time. and yes, the name is real.... I think
OH MY GOD HUBERT ITS FUCKING "beat a furry yottayottaannum" GET THE FUCKING M240's
by Nigga dorito fortnite shit December 28, 2021
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beat your cheeks

to say going to kick your ass or to get raped. and also to say that you would like to have sex with a guy(if your gay)or girl.
Roberto: ima beat your cheeks!!!!

Gustavo: you're mega gay!!

Roberto: Thats it!!! im really going to beat your cheeks!!!!!!!!

christian:hi.

Stephani: hello.

christian: let me beat your cheeks.

Stephanie: ...... Get a life!!!!!
by kamikaze-cloud-731 October 22, 2008
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