Beat Off Blister

The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?

I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.

by Jellystone October 27, 2018

Meat Beat Material

When something is worthy to beat your meat to.

Tim: Hey Jim I got some Meat Beat Material
Jim:Send it to me bro
Tim:It’s Sandra’s ass
Jim:Nice

by @iamjordanemily November 25, 2018

You beat everything

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

by thurb August 8, 2021

Yeet your beat

When you throw your speaker when banging beats are playing

Yeeeeeeeaaah boiiiiiiii I yeet your beat

by Yooooo it’s ya boi yeeeeeeeeee November 2, 2019

beat a furry yottayottaannum

its a time where you can beat a furry no matter what for around 1E+48 years. The biggest unit of time. and yes, the name is real.... I think

OH MY GOD HUBERT ITS FUCKING "beat a furry yottayottaannum" GET THE FUCKING M240's

by Nigga dorito fortnite shit December 28, 2021

beat your cheeks

to say going to kick your ass or to get raped. and also to say that you would like to have sex with a guy(if your gay)or girl.

Roberto: ima beat your cheeks!!!!

Gustavo: you're mega gay!!

Roberto: Thats it!!! im really going to beat your cheeks!!!!!!!!

christian:hi.

Stephani: hello.

christian: let me beat your cheeks.

Stephanie: ...... Get a life!!!!!

by kamikaze-cloud-731 October 22, 2008

Beat off music

An expression typically used in the American Midwest to describe any song on the radio that is truly pleasing to the ear canals.

*Livin’ on a Prayer comes on the radio*

Person 1: “Aw man this is beat off music!”

by BeatOffMusician July 21, 2018