OK, Beamer

When an older person driving a BMW cuts you off, tails you or is generally driving very poorly.

*Gets cut off by a BMW driven by an older gentleman

"OK, Beamer!"

by Self-proclaimed good driver January 27, 2021

Serbian Beard

Originally hailing from the uncanny likeness to Osama Bin Ladens beard. When the genitalia of a male/female is evenly carpeted by a thick layer of scragly and/or greasy bush that hangs at least 6 inches. The smell of which compares to that of a nazi jew oven after a long day of cooking. It is also great for covering the following: puffy Vag lips, manginas, small shafts, Gaga balls, STD's, and last but not least the left over remains of last night's meal (these can serve as a tasty treat for your partner).

B****-"Dude I was about to nail Samantha but I couldnt even find her clam through that Serbian Beard."

T*****-"I know! That thick overgrowth is like an Amazon jungle. I swear I saw monkeys swinging from her Vag Vines."

B****-"At least i got free KFC out of it, but my crotch has been itchy lately..."

by B-beard&R-beard July 18, 2010

beamchog

Nobody Knows!

That's what brilliant about it

ur a beamchog

ur so beamchog

Ur so ugly beamchog is prettier then you

by Jrad Laronde March 25, 2004

beadedcurtain

as mentioned on late late show with Craig Ferguson. episode 2996, 28 June 2011

bead is the ejaculation cum of a male.

curtain is to obstruction of view

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner.

i'm gonna give you a beadedcurtain!

i just came all over your face hows that for a beadedcurtain.

by wraithy July 2, 2011

Ubuntu Beads

Small beads that are added to alcoholic beverages in order to increase the total percentage of alcohol within a particular drink.

Typically blueberry flavoured the Ubuntu Beads are rare and difficult to aquire. Usually bars that are able to find a supplier of the Ubuntu Beads become very successful.

HOLY SHIT!!! They have fuckin UBUNTU BEADS here man!

by Ubuntologist April 23, 2009

balance beam

Boys that claim they're bisexual/homosexual but seem really straight and are balancing in between homosexual and bisexual.

"Oh my gosh justin just texted me?" - gay friend

"Wait I thought he was straight" - straight friend

"Well he asked if I was a top or a bottom and keeps flirting" - gay friend

"I guess he's a balance beam" - straight friend

by Britany J-swag July 3, 2014

alen beader

He is a asshole, rude , thinks he is the coolest person around but he is just a f*** boy

Wow look at that Alen beader he is so cool 😎

by Sugar20202 January 28, 2019