Mike Vandantillaart

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Mike Vandantillaart really rammed me yesterday
by Kyota Vandantillaart November 10, 2022
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Mike's Dynamite Stick

While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"
Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it
by Sand Dollar Jr February 12, 2024
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mikes garbage bin

a person who does not live up to another expectations
I finally go to now her but she is a mikes garbage bin
by mista2 April 02, 2020
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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 24, 2022
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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 24, 2022
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Thanks Mike

When you friend dies and screws you over, leaving you holding the bag.
“Thanks Mike, appreciate chaMeghan says to Ricky.
by MamaNasty April 05, 2023
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Mike and iked

When A Twitch Streamer looses his hardcore world to a candy ( A creeper blew him up )
by chrissquartz April 29, 2022
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