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Band Photographer

Do you see the guy taking the photos? The band photographer; He can actually affoard a hotel, so he won’t sleep in the van tonight!
by Kallefin June 7, 2024
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Mendy Hershkowitz Band

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Person 1: Hey, that sounds great! Which name is that?
Person 2:It’s the Mendy Hershkowitz Band, of course!
by Good music is key November 23, 2021
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Band Salt

Band salt is the act of getting pissed off for no reason, or no apparent reason, particularly during a band rehearsal. People may express unnecessary anger during an episode of ‘band salt’. Band salt is usually temporary, lasting from 2 hours to 2-7days in extreme cases. Tiredness is also a common factor of band salt. Irritating people can also cause band salt. Approximately 80% of the time, band salt can be shown from someone, for no reason, then the reason could be found out hours or even days later.

Band salt can be avoided by, avoiding eye contact, avoiding verbally communicating with the band salt affected person, avoid physical contact and isolate from the person with band salt.
Person with band salt: If you don’t shut up I will legit leave

Person 1: Whatever guys, I don’t really care HOAH
by anonymoussssssssssssisisisisss November 2, 2021
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Band kid

group of people who are in band, walk with their arms making a upside-down L, think “smol bean” and a large amount of cussing in one sentence is funny
John: “Hey, Look at these band kids”
Band kids: “Falls from 5 feet and FUCKING dies on the FUCKING ground from a STUPID-ASS child molester”
John: Kill yourself
Band kid: “no u :3”
by kurxzo February 4, 2024
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The Band Aid

May also be called the Assistant to the Band Director
Origin of the first Band Aid to publish himself was in Southwest Michigan
by The Band Aid April 23, 2010
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Da Band

A really mediocre uncreative generic hip hop group that was forced together through a reality show, but had very little chemistry and very little talent.

It wasn’t entirely the the artists in the groups fault that the music came off so forced, insincere, mediocre, bland, and to a lot of observers “soft” considering Bad Boy itself in my opinion had creative issues and wasn’t putting out anything worth listening to anymore by the time of this show, and the people were forced together and didn’t gel and there styles clashed.

It made for a mess of an album, they broke up, and I don’t think any of them ever had solo success. A total disaster
Some kid from 2004: have you seen that show on mtv da band? Idk if they’re gonna be any good
Other kid: they’re probably gonna suck, there’s literally 0 point in creating this group.
by RonMexico6969 January 9, 2022
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figjam band

A pathetic, inept lousy band, usually domiciled in a little hick town, who think they are just 'it' , but in fact are terrible, due to poor playing ability, and pissweak equipment such as a cheap bingo quality PA, cheap instruments, etc)

They think fuck im good Im a superstar but in reality its "fuck I dream Im good, wish I wasnt so pissweak and had some talent"
That band I saw at the Kin Kin pub was such a figjam band.
by talent xcout January 25, 2011
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