Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.

“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*

by caznamorac June 25, 2022

Bands in costa rica

When you have many big booty bitches all around town

I have bands in Costa Rica tapped one last night

by Xxdajchd January 05, 2022

Milo from Band

A kid who probably shits his bibbers during band practice

“Hey where was Milo from band during practice?”
“Probably shitting his bibbers”

by Pussyfoot6 December 28, 2023

Band Water

The strange mixture of water, human saliva, & whatever other liquids make residence on the band room floor. Generally viewed with disgust.

P1: Yo watch your step; you don't wanna fall into the band water.
P2: You right G.

by C_Machine May 26, 2024

Harrison High School marching band

A place of craziness and winning first place sometimes

Is that Harrison High School marching band

Ye

by Thepersonoverhere October 27, 2019

IT band injury

any of various injuries accrued in a mosh pit where you and your nerd buddies are playing virtual instruments on their blackberries in lieu of a band.

Leon "Dudes, I just went to Mike's sweet party and there were a bunch of nerds from the IT department there playing the Star Wars Theme Song on their Blackberries, and I was totally rocking out and hit my head on Mike's pocket protector and it bled everywhere.

Other dudes, much more cool than Leon "Dang, man, sounds like a pretty bad IT band injury."

by Burgelflurg April 01, 2009

Lost In The Sauce Band

The crazy crippled suicide music guy who makes music and poems about mental illness, chronic pain, and suicide. Came up on reddit and gained underground popularity in the /r/folkpunk and /r/chronicpain communities.

Did you hear that suicide music guy Lost In The Sauce Band yet? You should check out his SoundCloud before it gets taken down.
Im pretty sure the cripple dude Lost In The Sauce Band is going to kill himself eventually. Hes been saying that for years now

by Folk punk crust punk December 01, 2019