Attacking

Well, Mikhaila, in addition to the apologizing portion of my brain... The infection is also affecting the NOT INSULTING PEOPLE portion of my brain.

Hym "Your piece of shit father's metric for didn't apply to the fat cock retard and HE FAILS BY HIS OWN METRIC. You tried to hoist me on my own petard and THEN THE AI WORKED and now you're just lying and steal. There isn't anything beyond that. Colluding with MY government to lie and steal. He thought he was clever. He was strutting around all over the place dick just-a SWANGING. But he is a dunce. A hack. And a charlatan. Who failed upwards. Was wrong about the thing he was made famous for. And now he wants me to have succeed downward in the name of the piece of shit incest cult he doesn't actually believe in. Why the attacking? Because I don't have any sympathy for the weak. And you father IS that. You're a piece of shit for cheating on your husband and he's a piece of shit for blaming the fucking husband. He's shit. You're shit. You're both shit. I am not. I DON'T fail by his own metric. My room WAS clean. It really was. The historical documents show that it was clean. But I don't know what that means..." 🤔

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

Attack Abby

Similar to Debbie Downer and Negative Nancy, Attack Abby has a tendency to attack people to feel better about themselves. They tend to use more difficult words to confuse the one they are attacking or complaining against and use their own definitions of established terms to do so. When you go against them, Attack Abby is likely to target you, next.

He's such an Attack Abby; attacking them about their sexual orientation is the only way he can cope with his inferiority complex.

Looks like Attack Abby learned a new word again, did you see her go off on Twitter?

by WriteTragedyAndSins March 9, 2020

All my niggas attack

Go Martin hurry

All my niggas attack Martin goo bitch

by Dygdbfnf February 5, 2021

attack fax

Aggressively faxing of a rival or opponent, usually to burn out or destroy their fax machine.

Typical attacks include:

1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.

Bob over in Claims Department kept being a Fax potato. So attack faxed his machine, and now he has to hand walk his paperwork everwhere till supply gets him a new one.

by Navytron89 April 14, 2005

Zack Attack

A meme of Zack Snyder holding a gun.

Used to celebrate the return of the goat, the raddest, most uncompromised: Zack Snyder.
With the myth, the legend, the deaded, the pipe dream, the Snyder cut: Zack Snyder's Justice League!

"Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you"

Zack Attack Meme: *exists*
Hater: I'm scared
Psychopath: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by Backup4ever February 11, 2021

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020