by Best Based Lord August 6, 2016
Get the London snake hole mug.A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
by cretin11 November 29, 2011
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Get the Open a Basket of Snakes mug.Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!
by watthefrukbitch January 8, 2010
Get the Snake skin watercraft mug.When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.
Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.
by The Texan Reptile February 20, 2020
Get the Texan gutter-snake mug.A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.
Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.
by EmpireYikesBack March 28, 2022
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